You know you're jobless when...

First Year Mass Media is done... flew by at lightening pace I must add. Seems like I just joined college as a nervous fresher a few days back. F.Y. has been amazing fun. Helpful friends, a class pretty much devoid of prejudiced spoilsports, an enviable faculty et al... Now the boring part! All the good things and some bad ones (like exams) are over and done with and it's now becoming hard to pass time. Joblessness is taking over me completely. Lately, I have found myself doing things I would never do otherwise and hence decided to come up with this note...

So here we go. You know you're jobless when any or all of these happen-

1. You resort to Facebook rather than facing a book.

2. You realise you're watching the Roadies/Splitsvilla Finale for the 24Th time.

3. Your phone bill rises dramatically.

4. You suddenly find yourself in the kitchen and cooking awesome stuff you never knew even existed. (This one is more on the constructive side)

5. You are watching a Kings XI Punjab match in IPL 3!

6. You are watching RGV ki Aag cos you're done watching all the other films on your hard disk.

7. You start enjoying 90s Bollywood music (Nadeem-Shravan, Sameer kind of songs)

8. When you go to comment on a friend's status and realise you've already done that. :|

9. When you start visiting Fakesu's profile way too often cos you find the 'beta' and 'I will slap you' too amusing.

10. When beating your friends in Crazy Taxi and the likes becomes more vital than grabbing yourself a meal.

11. You actually watch news coverage on Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza's impending wedding! Add to that any other India TV News you may be watching...

12. You begin sleeping with eyes open.

13. You realise half your life is wasted without anything that you are very proud of.

14. When you can't wait for the darned vacations to get over! *SIGH*

15. And lastly, when you've read this entire piece of trash cox you had nothing else to do!!! :(

Cheers to Joblessness!! *Hail 'Vellapanti'*